that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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