Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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