her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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