i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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