Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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