You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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