its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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