nut hugger
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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