And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
