um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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