Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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