I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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