At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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