ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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