Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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