so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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