i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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