I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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