i barfeds in our rink
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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