I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
