smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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