I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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