and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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