"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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