I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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