its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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