girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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