Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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