shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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