..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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