Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Me too!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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