I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
smell my finger.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Randomize
