You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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