It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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