Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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