Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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