so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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