where am i from again
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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