New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We are all done wearing pants today
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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