Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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