According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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