I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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