New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
