is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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