Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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