Umm I'm too high to move.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
and i looked up. we had an audience...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
