I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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