I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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