M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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