Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
false alarm. still invincible.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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